3 years old then start to call "papa" "mama".. got my parents worried tat i'm dumb. but the doc said i'm just scared to talk.. since born till now.. living in this house.. haiz.
P1:
AKA jap boy. having a very fair skin color is not gd.. japanese adults talk to u in jap.. and u dont understand shit..and i also wont dare to talk to them.. always have malilu(maid) to tell them in english i not japanese..
P1.. like some P1.. scared of school.. never liked the idea of it.. the building so big.. bigger then my house.. scary. Always must have mummy to accompany me.. if not. i'll cry and look for her.. =/
Somemore the teacher like so fking fierce... in front of parents like very gd.. but she got PMS problem la.. =x
Instead of listening to the teacher.. i'll be looking at the window.. looking at my mom.. end up shes the 1 listening to the teacher and i'm not =)
Theres 1 time.. my mom left.. and i didnt notice.. by the time i did.. she already wenthome.. of coz.. i panic..and went out without the teacher's permission.. lol.. she chased me =x i ran to the sch pond/garden.. then canteen.. then carpark.. her car not there. =( like a kid lost in the mall.. stupid teacher also run quite slow.. so.. yea. she had to call my mom back to sch.. lol..
P2:
Still okay with sch.. well.. at least not so scared.. this time its another classmate of mine.. she love to cry and run out find her mummy =x like me.. so always see her do the same thing.. got 1 time she ran home.. lol.. cool shit.. teacher didnt return for very long.. but the whole class diam diam.. very quiet. .except a few talking to each other..
P3:
Dunno wad happened during this period.. i dont even know if i had friends.. yea.. all i remembered was.. during a recess.. i dunno why end up so late then go la.. then.. i eating halfway.. the fking bell rang.. cb.. then i faster take the plate and going to throw it.. then the lady dun let me throw wor.. kns.. then tell me to sit down and eat.. kns.. then i sit down eat loh.. then.. hearing the principal giving a talk.. then i scared liao.. i'm not there!.. then.. start to cry =x yea.. cannot isit.. i love to cry leh.. then the lady come.. then.. eh eh ! dun cry dun cry! eat eat.. then finally eat finsih... then she say.. dun cry dun cry.. then she give me this purse.. =/ gal 1.. then inside got alot of coins. lol.. woo.. then i took it and went off.. going back to class.. need to climb stairs. then i open the purse.. woah.. so many coins.. then i take all out.. put into pocket.. then throw the stupid purse into the dustbin =x then go class loh.. teacher scold me for being late.. =/ haiz.. the normal routine..after sch go home.
P4:
Had a few friends.. entered this chinese class.. the classroom is like so old.. so creepy.. but wad to do.. its old sch and neighbourhood sch.. haiz.. the old chinese male teacher.. lol.. always tell story to scare us.. wad nonsense.. wad last time he small tat time.. anyhow eat thing.. then shine torchlight at the ass at nite.. worms will come out.. all tat crap.. haiz.. oh.. my best friend is a gal =x i always call her ask abt homework. then end up talking others =x... and stuff.. her mummy and my mumy also become friend.. =/ eat during recess also eat together.. this is the time... power ranger was famous.. =x had all the toys.. INTRODUCTION TO VIOLENCE. =) and everytime go home play comp.. play.. red alert and pacman.. war game and the.. face runnning around eating dots? =/ the days when sega.. nitendo..sega saturn were popular.. play all of them everyday...didnt study much =x only study during home tution.. the tutor teach all the subjects.. =/ yea.. attend some "xing suan" lessons with my 2nd sis.. i dunno la... lol.. always have test.. tried to cheat.. peep at her paper.. but she so evil.. dont want to show me.. failed. =x then i nv attend liao.. lol.. hmm.. then attend this.. art lesson thing.. draw draw draw.. =/ my drawing sux.. draw here and there.. only learn how to draw dolphin.. lol.. quite nice. but.. i forget how to draw le =x.. yea. never liked the idea of attending extra classes outside school.. haiz.. except for tution.. got sweet to eat.. =x then i will run around the house or go shit =x take up alot of time.. then my mom will like chase me.. tell me dont waste time.. blah blah.. i never listen=p then dunno why 1hr 30 mins of tution.. will become 3 hours or 4 hours. haiz.. same thing.. after sch go home.. play game =/ oh yea. first enemy. ANDREW CHEW. stupid name. stupid face. quite big size.. bigger then me.. lol.. but the gals also dun like him..=/ so not my fault. we only fought a few times.. then nv fite le.. coz KEEP LOSING 1 LEH! NO FUN =x hahahaha.. yea.
P5:
p5.. ahh alot of things happened.. so prepare for long stories...
the time when i became a so called.. xiao hoon hoon in sch.. =x ..had more friends.. half the gals in my class.. are abit lian.. yea.. so. who cares. i'm the boss. =) during recess.. we will all go down together..walk pass the principal office.. woo.. aircon. stand there awhile =x then go canteen.. all queue up same stall..haiz.. sit on the same long table.. everyone in the sch know tats our table.. noone dare to sit.. lol.. somemore its near the public phones.. so.. public phones also ours.. only let those adults and chinese ppl use.. HAHAHHA.. i know.. racist.. tats when i became quite racist.. =x its a malay sch u know.. but.. i duno why... the chinese ppl are leading. lol =x yea.. during recess.. got other malay ppl 1 side... chinese 1 side.. so bloody obvious loh.. haiz.. then almost every recess.. the malays will like.. hit the tables.. and play thier "drums" on the table.. u know.. the malay drum thing.. all the guys sit and play the drum.. and make noise.. =/ yea. by the time the principal could stop us.. everyone banging the table liao..whole canteen same song.. lol..
the stall ppl will like.. "lai le lai le".. when they hear a few banging the table.. the rest sure follow.. yea.. tats the only time malay and chinese work together... =x we also got bang table.. bang and see who louder.. =/
the principal cant stop us.. end up tats our trademark.. lol.. during recess.. or wait for extra lesson after sch.. will go outside the sch.. just outside the gate.. got this playground.. tats my place =x yea.. all will sit there.. and play loh.. those malay ppl try to kao bei us.. everything i settle 1.. lol..
yea.. i remembered.. theres this.. malay/indian boy.. come and tried to kao bei us.... he and his group... keep laughing at us .. u know.. its irritating to see ppl laughing at u all... and point point..haiz.... then we all went to them.."wad are u laughing at" blah blah.. all tat.. then.. thier "head" and me talk loh.. then dunno wad happened la.. i punched him.. lol.. then his teeth drop.. =/then they all run away.. =/ next day his mummy come.. and find me.. and grab me.. and drag me to principal office.. complaining i hit him.. blah blah.. i act blur.. say dont have.. no no~ no~ =x then.. principal believe me.. hahaha.. then say the mother siao 1.. yea ^^
during PE lessons.. will play.. soccer.. or hantam bola? something like baseball .. but use our feet to kick the ball away.. after sch also play.. haiz.. play with the same group of guys.. the gals will.. not join in.. u know.. they rather play.. captain ball..=/ yea.. sometimes kick the ball to thier court... lol.. heck care.. run pass their court.. they will all scream 1.. dunno why.. i just want to get the ball!!
yea.. then during a PE lesson.. teacher say got new student join our class.. everyone wwas like.. wooo.. gal or boy! gal or boy! then the teacher fed up.. say "it doesnt matter gal or boy" then he nv tell us gal or boy wor. lol =x yea.. then.. we all gather.. then wait for the new student to come.. =x woo.. its a gal! (like just give birth)
haiz.. so chio. but shes much older then all of us by 2 - 4 years la =/... then me and my other guy best friend were like.. wah. see. see. then hit each other lightly.. eh see see! =x yea.. first crush was her loh.. =/ from taiwan..look like ruby lin.. suddenly after a few days.. all the gals go to her leh! even my best gal friend..nb.. she form her own gang liao.. knn.. take all my gals.. =( lol.. but who cares.. i liked her. =x blah blah.. everyday disturb her.. lol.. all the childish things la.. pull her hair.. call her names.. blah blah.. until.. she complain to teacher wor! kns.. haiz.. then in class teacher call me out.. =( then shes standing there too.. haiz.. look at her.. =( then teacher scold me .. then take plastic long ruler.. wan to beat my hand.. haiz.. then okay.. give her beat.. look at her again.. didnt understand why she tell teacher.. blah blah.. then.. PIAK! KNN pain! PAIN! then i cried.. lol..
yea.. then went back to my seat.. everyone look at me.. haiz..look loh.. then the whole day sad sad.. dun wan to talk to ppl.. but then.. next day. contiue to call her names =x everyday like tat piak piak piak! =x then used to it liao.. nv cry le..then.. 1 day her friends come ask me.. if i like her or not.. then i stupidly denied. haiz! STUPID! .. dunno why she live just next block to my house! kns.. then.. she walk home 1 loh.. abt 20 mins walk.. then.. woo.. chance =x after sch wait for her.. then tell my parents dont need to fetch me.. hahaha.. then.. woo. here she comes. =x then keep calling her names.. blah blah.. then.. aiya. going home ah. damn. i also leh =x then together walk home.. loL~ then walk halfway.. she tell me to take the longer route wor.. hahahah.. kns.. no i wont =p i just walk behind her then..=) walk walk home loh.. talk abit..
yea.. after awhile.. sometimes wait for her.. then she nv appear.. then i think she go home faster then me liao.. then.. aiya.. haiz.. go home myself.. =/ my friends didndt know i like her..after awhile.. my parents knew something was wrong... then they insisted to send me home.. =x then okay loh.. both came.. then.. they like.. call me get into the car.. okay.. i went in.. then b4 we went off.. just nice! she came out prepare to go home..haha! then i faster tell my parents.. eh! see tat gal. shes my classmate. live nnext block to us. then they will.. woo isit.. then okay. fetch her home. then my mom tell her.. fetch her home.. haha. =x then i still need to pretend mah~ "NOOO DONT WAN NOOO DONT DONT DONT~! DONT SEND HER HOME! " =x but in my mind.. its.. YES YES! SEND HER HOME! =D ..yea..in the end fetch her home.. wooho! =x i give her the cushion.. scared she cold.. after a few days.. chicken.. parents tell me to go take sch bus home =( take this ah chek bus.. as usual.. haiz. become boss again =/then got this gal.. same age as me.. we 2 become boss of the bus.. loL~ then we talk talk talk talk loh.. with the others in the bus.. blah blah.. yea. wait for the students in the sch bus is so freaking hot.. haiz.. open the back door.. then.. ahh song. then see those familiar faces .. then.. "OI FASTER LEH! get int he bus la.." then all up the bus.. i close back door.. female boss close the side door.. yea. sometime me sit in front .. sometime sit at the side door there.. do open door and close door.. =/ me sit in front tat time.. lady boss will take my place at side door.. hahaha.. the stupid ah chek wont let male boss and female boss sit in front at the same time... coz noone will help him open the side door =x
yea forget abt the bus.. haiz.. back to her =x after a few months.. my best male friend told me he like her.. wah kns.. haiz.. but i nv say anything la.. okay loh.. let u.. haiz.. (i'm stupid) .. then.. i still help him wor! (I',M VERY STUPID) help him buy flower.. help him send letter to her.. haiz..~ yea. theres this time she sick.. then.. he write letter to her.. =/ i ask him can read the letter or not.. he say can.. i open.. front page.. "get well soon." then.. open.. inside.. "I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U.." KNN.. so many.. haiz.. okay.. pretend nth.. close.. then tell him okay.. help u give her.. then i still ask him.. eh. u wan put into her letterbox or send up to her doorstep. ( I'M SO SO SOSOS FUCKING STUPID) then i sitll tell him.. send to her doorstep better.. =/ haiz.. yea.. i went to her doorstep.. =/ press the bell.. this guy came out. eh.damn. not her. =( loL =x then pass letter to him tell him to pass to her.. yea. then i went home..
after awhile.. when she return to sch.. then.. we standinng at the car park.. to sing the anthem.. haiz.. everytime will look down the line.. take a peep at her =x then.. saw her.. walk pass me and my best male friend.. then pass something to him.. tissue.. =/ then.. DAMN. then i say. eh i see i see.. why she give u tissue?! then we both blur.. then..eh. give me give me.. then he give me.. lol.. then i open see.. "i love u too" KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! SIAN. then return him. yours. -_- then he so fking happy.. i pretend to be happy for him too loh. haiz. yea. then they together loh. win le loh. okay loh. but then... oh well. we still best friend.. coz i nv say anything. i contiue doing my stuff.. stealing glances at her.. blah blah... yea.. then sometimes teacher will change everyone's seating.. then.. i will be hoping.. PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ. PUT ME AND HER TOGETHER.. then got 1 time.. left me and anotehr guy friend.. dont have place to sit.. then beside her got a seat! WAH SEH. hten we.. eh eh eh! theres a seat there leh! then we where like.. eh! u or me u or me! arh. yea.. haiz.. stupid teacher. choose him to seat with her.. but then. shes only in font of me =x then i sit with antoehr gal.. =x woo.. nv talk to the gal b4.. but after awhile.. we tlak everyday la.. partner mah. wad to do. talk talk talk.. both of us will.. talk nonstop during chinese lesson =x we will put our head down on the table.. and talk to each other at so fking close range. i dunno why. maybe we tot we could hide fomr the teacher =x lol..but the teacher know la =/ i call her tweety bird.. she call me chicken wing. -_- then suddenly everyone call me chicken wing.. kns.. then i call her tweety bird loh.. but nth happened between us.. now she also in TP.. design sch.. but we nv talk la..
yea. long enough? havnt end leh =x p5 alot of shit happen.. haiz..
then.. 1 day... best female friend's friends.. came up to me.. and tell me.. my best female friend liked me.. =/ uhoh. then ask me if i like her or not.. then.. of coz i said no.. =/ but i didnt know she would be so sad.. i dunno la~ haiz... then she nv talk to me liao.. =/ call her ask homework.. then.. nv talk much le.. i only realised shes damn sad when i'm sec sch coz i tot to myself... abt primary sch stuff..=/ oh yea. she sit at the corner.. near the door.. then dunno why she suddenly cry... =/ then i went up to her.. then ask her why.. then.. she ignore me.. =/ =( but i still dunno she cry coz of me.. =/ then i went away loh =/ then the guy friends ask me why she cry... then i say dunno loh =/ .. erm.. opps.. too much of this =/ <-- .
oh well. haiz.
oh yea. did i mention i tried to smoke.. hahaha =x doing project abt smoke. then buy 1.. woo.. try to smoke =x aiya. wooo. after all teh coughing and stuff... so high. so fking hot.. coz its marlbolo red.. lol. then aiya.. smoke the whole stick then throw away.. take antoehr stick and smoke. then.. woo.. okay okay.. have to stop.. do project =x yea.. of coz.. parents found out.. coz i smokeinthe kitchen.. hahaha.. then got smell.. then =x kena scolding.. hahaha.. then all the cig. taken away.. only give me 1 stick for my project..
yea.. P5.. made enemies.. of coz.. yea.. Randy.. and this si turban singh. they 2 best friends.. yea. who cares abt them. dunno wad happened also.. they buey song me i buey song them.. almost everyday in sch fight.. lol.. 2-1 sian =( noone back me up. in class no teacher.. change period.. wait for teacher to come.. then 1 of them will come kao bei me.. then fite liao loh =/ yea.
a few times fite until the taiwan gal's seating area.. then i will.. eh. dont fite liao. lol.. scare wait hit her.. =x will retreat away...but tat si turban.. wan to fite. so i just punch him until into her area.. she still sitting there..=/ then dunno why.. sending punchs.. miss the turban... punched her.. OPPS. =( heart pain. her expensive specs broke.. =/those frameless specs.. then she like so pissed with me.. =/ yea.. sorry.. then..contiue beating the si turban until he wan to faint le.. =/ then we stopped.. then i went to her.. then..sorry sorry sorry.. but she like.. nvm.. =/ =/ she cannot see the board liao.. lol.. her parnter help her copy.. yea.,.during PE lesson.. also.. broke her specs a few times.. =( lol.. play bball with the gals..=/ then.. ball hit her face.. =/ =( but she nv say anything la.. she nv tell me to pay or wad.. next day another new set of specs.. =/
then.. 1 day while waiting for mummy to fetch me.. the 2 idiots came back again.. on the same day i beat the si singh until he wan to faint.. lol.. behind the canteen.. noone can see us fight.. haiz.. then they wan to fite 1 loh.. not my problem.. yea. .fite loh. anyhow beat. grab randy's hair.. haha. stupid ass.. who tell u to have long hair =x then use him as shield from the turban. then use right hand punch turban =x woohoo! fite until at the carpark there.. lol.. there from canteen can see liao.. everyone in the canteen looking =/ then fite until.. woo.. turban ran. left randy still in my hands.. grabbing his hair =x buhaha. then kick him a few times then let him go.. he ran also.. WOOO I WON! WOO! LOL~ then 5 mins like tat.. mummy came.. went home loh =x of coz.. she asked.. how come pocket tear. all tat.. =x =x hahaha.. told her fight loh.. then she was like.. oh. fight with who. =/ blah blah..then next time dont fight le hor. =/ blah bah.
yea.. haiz.
yea.. all the fighting contiued. in class.. sometimes they managed to hurt me.. =/ then best gal friend.. who liked me.. will come and ask me.. eh. pain or not.. next tiem dont fight le la.. then i will.. oh. not pain. =x hahaha..okay aoky.. dont fite le.. woo she still cares for me =x but.. next day fite again. they always start the fight with me! wad can i do? yea.. and i left out alot of other stuff..
P6:
still fighting. 2 years of hell for them hahahha.. during last day of sch.. haiz.. nv fite le =/ haha.. yea.. only 1 guy go the same sec sch as me.. haiz.others go smarter schs... yea.. brought the fighting thing to sec sch too. =x
THE END. =x YES!! took 2hrs 30 mins to blog!! yay =x
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